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RationizedInsanity🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇸<p>Well I finally know what's wrong, in the words of the doctor himself after an MRI-</p><p>"Yea, you're gonna be here a few days because you have possibly the biggest abscess I've ever seen figure out how to get into a lung,".</p><p>At least he had a sense of humor,I get a better room, and a more comfy bed now.</p><p>Also slightly terrifying. </p><p>So I don't think I'm posting any videos for a few days.</p><p>I have like 260, not bad for like 40 days work xD</p><p><a href="https://scoopzapp.com/n/10FyQecK?ctype=native_video&amp;nid=3954819027368&amp;s=a7&amp;pd=0LRF5CpA&amp;hl=en_US&amp;send_time=1744174959&amp;actBtn=null" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">scoopzapp.com/n/10FyQecK?ctype</span><span class="invisible">=native_video&amp;nid=3954819027368&amp;s=a7&amp;pd=0LRF5CpA&amp;hl=en_US&amp;send_time=1744174959&amp;actBtn=null</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/scoopz" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>scoopz</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/health" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>health</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fml</span></a></p>
RationizedInsanity🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇸<p>Good News!</p><p>I don't have pneumonia again.</p><p>Bad news- it's far worse and I literally have a cavity, or abscess, or some kind of other infection in my lung instead where the pneumonia was, which explains why I was coughing up blood.</p><p>Need more tests, but I'll be here all night!</p><p>Lucky me.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fml</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/health" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>health</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/medicine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>medicine</span></a></p>
Jonathan Kamens<p>This morning the phone app on my <a href="https://federate.social/tags/Android" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Android</span></a> <a href="https://federate.social/tags/Pixel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Pixel</span></a> asked if I wanted to turn on scam detection. I was in the middle of dealing with a billion things, so I didn't read carefully enough and said yes. It brought me to the settings screen, which says, "Download the Android AI Core model to use this feature" and immediately started the download.<br>Wait, this is AI crap? No thank you.<br>But there's no way to stop the download and no way to turn off the feature until the download is finished.<br><a href="https://federate.social/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fml</span></a></p>
Jeramee<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://wandering.shop/@MsHearthWitch" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>MsHearthWitch</span></a></span> </p><p>I've been fighting the PTSD ever since, but I'm losing the fight. Yet another doctor appt cancelled today. Our system is thoroughly corrupt.</p><p>I'm tired of feeling sick and sick of being tired. I wish I had the strength to just get it over with, but, instead, I'm condemned to live yet another day hating myself.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FML" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FML</span></a></p>
J. Jacoby (a person)<p>I was doing great this morning till I got a text from family about a tech problem. It was like the last straw that sent me into complete frustration lockdown. </p><p>Now, almost in tears as I try to regroup and get back to work. </p><p><a href="https://techhub.social/tags/FML" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FML</span></a></p>
Jack Zhang (📹🦝 Raccoon)<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://a.gup.pe/u/actuallyautistic" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>actuallyautistic</span></a></span> Unfortunately I just realized my PayPal uses 2FA which needs my cell service, which is in the phone currently being repaired. FML. <a href="https://furry.engineer/tags/aspie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>aspie</span></a> <a href="https://furry.engineer/tags/aspielife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>aspielife</span></a> <a href="https://furry.engineer/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fml</span></a></p>
Absinthe<p>Ah ha ha. :(</p><p>Started watching a 1991 movie, and this was one of the opening scenes.</p><p><a href="https://mammut.sch.moe/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fml</span></a> <a href="https://mammut.sch.moe/tags/t2" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>t2</span></a></p>
Ben Todd<p>The past few days strongly indicate that it is hairball season in the UK 😞😸</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fml</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/catsOfMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>catsOfMastodon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/catstodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>catstodon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/cats" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cats</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/petsOfMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>petsOfMastodon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/pets" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pets</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/kittyRoland" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>kittyRoland</span></a></p>
qurlyjoe<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.nz/@Kay" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Kay</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.nz/@bananabob" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>bananabob</span></a></span> <br>A lot of them now say their batteries are good for ten years. We replaced all our old ones with these a couple years ago. Now I just have to remember when 10 years are up. And tbh, I’m not at all sure when exactly we replaced them all. <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fml</span></a></p>
MizFidd<p>TFW you are scrolling through old family pictures and hit the video of your dad celebrating what he thought was the end of his cancer journey.</p><p>Yeah, Dad was gone almost exactly six months later.</p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fml</span></a></p>
Robert Dresden<p><a href="https://mastodon.gamedev.place/tags/electricity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>electricity</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.gamedev.place/tags/powerplants" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>powerplants</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.gamedev.place/tags/NuclearPowerPlant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NuclearPowerPlant</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.gamedev.place/tags/NuclearSecurity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NuclearSecurity</span></a> </p><p>This is an absolutely brilliant idea and nothing can possibly go wrong. <a href="https://mastodon.gamedev.place/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fml</span></a></p>
Robert Dresden<p><a href="https://mastodon.gamedev.place/tags/fritzbox" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fritzbox</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.gamedev.place/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fml</span></a><br>Hat jemand eine Idee wie ich mein Fritzbox Password sanft zurück setzen kann? Ich hab das seit 2 Jahren vergessen. Username genauso kein plan. Die Kiste updated sich Automatisch und schickt mir Mails.<br>Factory reset macht dass alle meine settings weg sind. Geht das sanfter? Halp.</p>
J. Jacoby (a person)<p>There are some days where I should've stayed in bed. </p><p><a href="https://techhub.social/tags/FML" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FML</span></a></p>
DynoFlux :mastodon:<p>Just spent like 5+ hours optimising a function for (bruteforce) reverse calculating leases... pls send cat/bunny pics <a href="https://exile.social/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fml</span></a> <a href="https://exile.social/tags/php" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>php</span></a> <a href="https://exile.social/tags/computersbad" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>computersbad</span></a></p>
alain 🇨🇦<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@randahl" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>randahl</span></a></span> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/commonsense" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>commonsense</span></a> belongs to Trump now<br>And Putin <br>And Poilievre…</p><p>How did they ever come up with such a catchy MOTTO </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FML" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FML</span></a></p>
Robert Dresden<p><a href="https://mastodon.gamedev.place/tags/lifehacks" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lifehacks</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.gamedev.place/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fml</span></a><br>Good: if you have a work task where you need to write rather dull official docs, just replace the most used word with "zombie apocalypse". It's way more fun and the task becomes less tedious.</p><p>Bad: forgetting to actually replace all occurrences of "zombie apocalypse" before handing it over to QM.</p><p>Lucky me people around here have a sense of humour :)</p>
Gary Parker :party_porg:<p>Found a nice quiet corner of the conference centre with beanbags to chill out in....aaaaand a very noisy Italian gentleman sits down next to me and proceeds to have a loud Teams call *sigh* <a href="https://cyberplace.social/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fml</span></a></p>
J. Jacoby (a person)<p>I'm so tired of this timeline. I know that's the point but it hurts.</p><p>Also, I'm done trying to be the "adult" in the room. I have enough of my own issues to work through. </p><p><a href="https://techhub.social/tags/FML" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FML</span></a></p>
I see Dud people!<p>I've managed to lose my wallet, which contains my payment cards and my driving license. Much swearing is ensuing, because in order to replace my lost driving license, I have to pay a £20 admin fee, which I can't do because I've lost my wallet and cancelled those cards, and it's 4 working days to get replacements.<br>Don't put all your eggs in one basket, they say, but we do it anyway... <a href="https://mas.to/tags/FML" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FML</span></a></p>
Nate<p>Work-emergency “dinner”</p><p><a href="https://xoxo.zone/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fml</span></a> <a href="https://xoxo.zone/tags/nutrition" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nutrition</span></a></p>
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