🌼jensebluemchen🌼<p>Montagmorgen: Jonas will per <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/Alexa" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Alexa</span></a> den Wecker ausschalten – tot. Kaffee bezahlt? <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/Venmo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Venmo</span></a> down. <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/Signal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Signal</span></a> spinnt, <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/Slack" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Slack</span></a> tot, <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/Zoom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Zoom</span></a> -Meeting hängt. <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/Roblox" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Roblox</span></a> -Kind weint, weil der Server brennt. Jonas flucht, ruft <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/Lyft" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Lyft</span></a> – nichts. Delta-Check-in? <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/AWS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AWS</span></a> -Error. Im Taxi (bar bezahlt!) liest er <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/Reddit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Reddit</span></a> : „AWS down.“ Am Gate kein Boardingpass, kein WLAN, nur Verzweiflung. Ironie: Selbst <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/ChatGPT" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ChatGPT</span></a> schweigt – hostet ja auch auf AWS. <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/amazon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>amazon</span></a> <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/cloud" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cloud</span></a> <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/opfer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>opfer</span></a></p>
