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**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · Mar 27

Mar 27

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from February 21, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: My Humps

Transcript:
• Fendi And That Donna
• Karan They Be Sharin'
• All Their Money Got Me Wearing Fly

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Original Text:
• Odie: Z.
• *THUD*
• Odie: Z.
• Garfield: Hmmm, I prefer to lie down and THEN go to sleep.

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · Mar 26

Mar 26

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from February 2, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: My Humps

Transcript:
• They Treat Me Really Nicely
• They Buy Me All These Iceys
• Dolce And Gabbana
• Fendi And That Donna

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Original Text:
• Jon: I could tell you a thing or two about what's wrong with you. Or three, or four, or five, or six, or seven, or eight... ...Or nine, or ten, or...
• Garfield: JUST GET ON WITH IT, OKAY?!

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · Mar 16

Mar 16

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from July 20, 2007
Text replaced with lyrics from: My Humps

Transcript:
• They Buy Me All These Iceys
• Dolce And Gabbana
• Fendi And That Donna

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Original Text:
• Liz: Garfield, we need to talk about your jealousy issue... What can I say to make you feel better?
• Garfield: "I brought kitty treats" would be a good start.

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · Mar 11

Mar 11

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from April 12, 2007
Text replaced with lyrics from: My Humps

Transcript:
• My Lovely Lady Lumps
• My Lovely Lady Lumps My Lovely Lady Lumps
• In The Back And In The Front
• My Loving Got You

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Original Text:
• Jon: What's on the menu today, Irma?
• Waitress: Dust bunny surprise.
• Jon: What's a "Dust Bunny"?
• Garfield: And why are the floors cleaner than usual?

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · Mar 2

Mar 2

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from October 23, 2006
Text replaced with lyrics from: My Humps

Transcript:
• Whatcha Gon' Do With All That Breast
• All That Breast Inside That Shirt?
• I'ma Make Make Make Make You Work

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Original Text:
• Garfield: Wow! It's a pink-bellied brown-speckled dunker! They're nearly extinct. At least this one is.

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · Feb 24

Feb 24

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from June 15, 2006
Text replaced with lyrics from: My Humps

Transcript:
• My Hump My Hump My Hump
• My Humps They Got You
• She's Got Me Spending
• Oh Spending All Your Money On Me
• And Spending Time On Me

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Original Text:
• Garfield: Great. Another age nightmare...who are you?
• Memory: I'm your memory.
• Garfield: What's with the suitcases?
• Memory: I'm leaving you.
• Garfield: Tiddy boom.

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · Feb 19

Feb 19

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from March 7, 2006
Text replaced with lyrics from: My Humps

Transcript:
• Whatcha Gon' Do With All That Ass
• All That Ass Inside Them Jeans?
• I'ma Make Make Make Make You Scream

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Original Text:
• TV: Frank, dearest, there's something I MUST tell you. Go ahead, my darling. Tell me... ...Uh... This has been "Writer's Block Theatre".

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · Feb 17

Feb 17

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from January 26, 2006
Text replaced with lyrics from: My Humps

Transcript:
• 'Cause Of My Hump My Hump My Hump My Hump

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Original Text:
• Garfield: That could be for almost anything.

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · Feb 8

Feb 8

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from August 11, 2005
Text replaced with lyrics from: My Humps

Transcript:
• She's Got Me Spending
• Oh Spending All Your Money On Me
• And Spending Time On Me
• She's Got Me Spending

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Original Text:
• Garfield: Picnic time!
• Jon: All right! Don't I get a sandwich?
• Garfield: Blankets don't eat.

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · Jan 30

Jan 30

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from February 8, 2005
Text replaced with lyrics from: My Humps

Transcript:
• I'm Just Tryin' To Dance Boy
• And Move My Hump

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Original Text:
• *sniff sniff sniff*
• Garfield: Odie is on the trail of something.
• *THUD*
• Garfield: The wall.

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · Jan 27

Jan 27

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from December 3, 2004
Text replaced with lyrics from: My Humps

Transcript:
• I'ma Make Make Make Make You Scream
• Make You Scream Make You Scream
• 'Cause Of My Hump My Hump My Hump My Hump

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Original Text:
• Jon: Santa Claus knows if you're good or bad.
• Garfield That's cool. But does he know I'm dangerous?

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · Jan 16

Jan 16

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from May 6, 2004
Text replaced with lyrics from: My Humps

Transcript:
• Gear But I Ain't Askin'
• They Say They Love My Ass In
• Seven Jeans True Religion

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Original Text:
• Jon: Garfield, I'm not sure you can be trusted.
• Garfield: Why would you say that? Oh, look. I found your wallet.

**Cat Lady Kydia Music** @KydiaMusic@mastodon.social · Jan 14

Jan 14

Cat Lady Kydia Music @KydiaMusic@mastodon.social

Watchu gonna do with all that Doots
All that Doots inside your toots?
I’m gonna make you hit Retoots
Make you retoot all my Doots
My Doots, my Doots
My lovely kitty toots
My Doots my Doots
With stripey little foots

Doots, a one-eyed Lynx Point Siamese cat, looking directly atchu while standing on top of a white fridge in a kitchen with red cabinets. No members of the Black Eyed Peas witnessed the horrific butchering of their already horrific lyrics.

#AllCatsAreBeautiful #Dootsday #DootsToots

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · Jan 8

Jan 8

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #MyHumps
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from December 6, 2003
Text replaced with lyrics from: My Humps

Transcript:
• My Hump My Hump My Hump
• My Humps They Got You
• She's Got Me Spending

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Original Text:
• Jon: Wanna share a candy cane? That's not sharing!
• Garfield: I'll save you the stripe.

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · Dec 31, 2024

Dec 31, 2024

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #MyHumps
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Original Garfield comic from June 24, 2003
Text replaced with lyrics from: My Humps

Transcript:
• My Lovely Lady
• Lumps My Lovely Lady Lumps
• In The Back And In The Front
• My Loving Got You

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Original Text:
• Yarn: Sigh.
• Garfield: Don't start.
• Yarn: You don't bat me anymore.
• Garfield: How'd you like another dryer ride?

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · Dec 18, 2024

Dec 18, 2024

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #MyHumps
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Original Garfield comic from November 2, 2002
Text replaced with lyrics from: My Humps

Transcript:
• My Loving Got You
• She's Got Me Spending

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Original Text:
• Jon: Is it my imagination or do you insult me at every opportunity?
• Garfield: That's assuming you HAVE an imagination.

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · Dec 15, 2024

Dec 15, 2024

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #MyHumps
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Original Garfield comic from September 18, 2002
Text replaced with lyrics from: My Humps

Transcript:
• Milky Milky
• Right
• They Say I'm Really Sexy
• The Boys They Wanna Sex Me

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Original Text:
• TV: The action channel presents... The adventures of Mark Veneer... The crime-fighting mime!
• Garfield: Writers' strike.

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · Dec 10, 2024

Dec 10, 2024

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #MyHumps
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from June 6, 2002
Text replaced with lyrics from: My Humps

Transcript:
• So I Keep On Takin'
• And No I Ain't Taken
• We Can Keep On Datin'

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Original Text:
• Jon: I have a lot on my mind.
• Garfield: Good. Maybe that'll keep it from blowing away.

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · Dec 6, 2024

Dec 6, 2024

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #MyHumps
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from April 2, 2002
Text replaced with lyrics from: My Humps

Transcript:
• She's Got Me Spending
• Oh Spending All Your Money On Me
• And Spending Time On Me
• She's Got Me Spending

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Original Text:
• Jon: Hello, symphony orchestra? I noticed you don't have an accordion player. Yes, I'll stay on the line.
• Garfield: While they trace the call.

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · Nov 28, 2024

Nov 28, 2024

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #MyHumps
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from November 3, 2001
Text replaced with lyrics from: My Humps

Transcript:
• She Said Hey Hey Hey Yeah Let's Go
• I Could Be
• Ya Baby You Could Be My Honey
• Let's Spend Time Not Money

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Original Text:
• john: haven't we met somewhere before?
•
• Girl: yes
•
• JOhn: I wonder if that's good or bad
•
• Garfield: she's picking up a rock!

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