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#alttext CTV News: Gwyneth Paltrow has started eating carbs and cheese again
@muellertadzio
#alttext CTV News: Gwyneth Paltrow has started eating carbs and cheese again
whipping up a small #alttext when you're posting an image or video isn't that hard. It's not a big deal, takes less than a minute, and for this little effort, you help a bunch of other people to read your post.
honestly, i can't think of a single good reason why you wouldn't just do it. or am i missing something here?
Nothing inside the #moth box last night but this lurker was on the sheet underneath.
1) A rather fresh and mint PEBBLE HOOK-TIP (first sighting in 2025). Common across the UK, one of the 'flatties' rather than 'fatties'. Flatties tend to be highly strung and don't pose well on fingers!
Es wurde beklagt, die Forderung nach #alttext sei eine Zumutung; wenn man unterwegs sei, wäre es physisch nicht möglich mit den winzigen Tasten auf dem Phone einen Text zu erstellen.
Ich habe eine #Sehbehinderte (8% Visus) gefragt. Kein Problem. Sie hat sich einen Android-Editor mit Vergrößerungsfunktion installiert, schreibt dort den Alt-Text und fügt ihn mit copy/paste auf Mastodon ein.
Wo ein Wille ist . . .
Musique Concrète PLEASE!!!!
This is a CALL OUT for works for compilations themed Musique Concrète
Make a piece of sound that to your mind is Musique Concrète
open to best quality contributor can send up to 48.000 kHz 32 Bit file
The track has to be 4’33’’ in duration
Send to: ifarlabel@gmail.com
This CALL OUT goes back to the root of the series to which this CALL OUT is part, a series which started in 2011, now coming up to 300 editions
DEADLINE: June 30th 2025
(Between the text blocks, there’s also a circular label that reads ‘Institute For Alien Research’.)
Introducing #AltTextFed
The federated photoblogging app that is saving energy, traffic and storage, because you only post #AltText, no media.
Are you tired of painting pictures to go with your alt-text? Do you have trouble capturing the right moment with your camera? Or do you sometimes just forget to upload media?
Worry no more! Now you can simply post the alt-text and never have to worry about media.
But that's not all!
AltTextFed can be used with any text-based Fediverse software so you're not dependent on one single development team.
AltText of the logo: Black text on white background that pretty much just describes the Pixelfed logo, but with a few adaptions, as to avoid copyright issues.
AltText of screenshot: Mastodon interface showing a post being drafted with the words: "AltText: Animated gif with flashing colorful text that reads 'hello world'.".
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The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
If you ever wonder how to spend a Sunday right:
bare feet, a river, and the one who makes you laugh even when nothing’s funny.
Today at the Rhine, we absolutely nailed it.