Bad #DM ideas: magic items with slight misspellings relevant to their function.
Ring of acommodation: Makes a commode (not necessarily functional) appear within 10 feet
Staff of lightening: Makes the surrounding space slightly brighter or reduces the weight of any one object by 2%
Scroll of Adress Discovery: Will guide the party to the nearest seamstress' workshop or women's clothing store
Spell - Make Object Changable: Turns an object into Señor Chang for 5 minutes
Curse of Loosing: Makes clothing saggy, knots come undone
Spell - Inflict Principle Damage: The target realizes at least one of their moral convictions is based on faulty assumptions
Spell - Kill Principle Fighter: The fighter most driven by a moral concept dies
Scroll of Advancing in Que: Instead of moving forward in a line of people, the caster begins to say "¿qué?" with increasing conviction and vocal skill
Spell - Holier Then Thou: Caster first becomes 10% more Celestial, then becomes a doppelgänger of the person they tried to cast this on
